The Measuring Contest From Hell

The Measuring Contest From Hell, by "Bright-Replacement74"

Kevin and Jenna were visiting their cousins Emma and Scott on vacation. It was rare Scott had the time to relax given his constantly busy schedule, so Jenna insisted on making the trip. They lived in the middle of nowhere where no neighbors to speak of, giving the family privacy, Everyone had their bathing suits ready since they were planning to go in the nice pool they had.

Jenna was about to go into the bathroom to change but got cut off by her brother who was about to go in first.

“C’mon” Scotty Said. “If we change out here while the girls take turns in the bathroom, we’ll get out quicker. There’s no need for us to be modest right Kev?”

Kevin looked uneasy though, he wasn’t so unsure after the last time he stripped in front of his sister and cousin and they made fund of his penis size. The girls laughed at his demeanor noticing this.

“I know why he doesn't want to undress in front of us, Scott” Jenna snorted “It's because he has a tiny dick!” The girls both laughed harder, even Scott giggled.

“It’s not that small!” Kevin quietly but firmly pouted, just causing the girls to chuckle some more.

Emma taunted back “Kev, I bet your hard dick is smaller than my brother’s soft dick… in fact… I bet his soft dick is bigger even after a freezing shower”

“Em, is this gonna end with us looking at cock again?” Jenna asked intrigued, especially since she’d never seen her cousins cock.

“Em, this feels unnecessary and I don’t wanna take a freezing shower, that sounds horrible” Scott told his sister.

“Scott you’re doing this or else my foot is ending your time as a boy… so what’ll it be Kev?” She asked him smugly.

Kevin was nervous. He knew his penis wasn’t impressive and it’d be pretty humiliating if he lost this. Still though, could Scott’s dick really be bigger when it’s soft and just out of the freezing shower?

“Well what do I get if I win?” He asked. She thought for a minute.

“Jenna and I will stop teasing you about your small dick” she said, waving her pinky in his face.

“Well Emma will stop” Jenna chuckled. “And what if you win, Em?” She asked.

Emma grew a huge grin. “He needs to let me get a free shot at his balls, as hard as I want.” She saw her cousin now looked scared and her brother instinctively covered his own crotch, so she continued “He’s gotta spread his legs and let me give an elite soccer play kick to his baby makers! She cheered and kicked her leg in the air hard and high. The boys looked uneasy.

“Kevin you don’t wanna do this” Scott offered his cousin. “I’ve taken Emma’s kicks before, she’s realllllyyyyy good” he warned.

“Yeah he doesn’t have to do it” Emma interrupted “he’d just be admitting he has an itty bitty pp” she said while making a small dick hand sign.

“Fine I’ll do it” Kevin pouted reluctantly.

Emma jumped with excitement while Jenna got curious to see just how this was gonna go.

“Okay Scott in the shower for 10 minutes, I’ll be in there to make sure it’s cold!” She said firmly. Her brother nodded and complied. As they heard him shouting from the bathroom cause of the cold, she then moved to her cousin.

“Okay Kev, shorts off and undies off. You’re whipping out big clit.” Emma joked. Jenna snorted “she’s right Kev, if u were a girl, it’d be a little impressive as an outie.” He dropped his shorts and his soft two incher and tiny nuts plopped out.

“How do we get him hard?” His sister pondered “Oh I know!” She pulled up a pic of her friend at the beach that Kev had kind of a crush on. “He’s wanted to get with Kat for a few months now”.

Emma laughed, watching his cock grow a bit. “Well hopefully Kat has vaginismus” she teased.

She went to go check on her brother and found the water approximately freezing and some him shivering like crazy, she felt it was sufficient. “Okay Scott, ur good” she said as she turned off the shower. He reached for a towel but she stopped him.

“You have to stay cold” she reasoned, having already turned the air down to 60 degrees.

He shivered his way out the door and Jenna and Kevin couldn’t believe what they saw. This guy was shivering and giving a full frontal after a cold shower and his cock was still respectable.

“Oh my god, I’m gonna have a sister after this” Jenna joked “Eh, I already kinda do now” she laughed harder.

Scott looked at his cousin confused “isn’t yours supposed to be hard for the bet?” He asked. Kevin nodded awkwardly, look at the floor.

They were pretty close in length and width in this state, so Emma broke out her phone for her ruler app to measure. Though first she snook a pic of the sight. Scott and Kevin both awaited the results. Kevin pressed down as much as possible to get a bone pressed measurement.

“Kevin your hard length is… 3.9 inches” Emma said, holding back a chuckle.

“Holy shit, it’s not even 4 inches” Jenna gasped with amusement.

Emma continued “Scott… your soft, ice shower length is…. 4.1 inches! I win!”

Scott looked proud at this and said “better luck next time” to his cousin. Kevin looked ashamed and scared.

“Okay baby dick! You know what this means!” Emma cheered as she went to go put on her running shoes.

“Can I at least put my clothes back on now?” Kevin asked timidly.

“Nope!” His cousin said excitedly “this is gonna give me perfect aim to get ur acorns!” She bragged. “Now spread em!”

Kevin spread his legs and looked down at his cousins muscular legs and thick shoes in fear.

“Can I at least keep them?” he asked his cousin.

“I can’t promise that Kev, you barely needed them anyway tho” she laughed. “Give me a count down Jenna!”

Jenna cheered “5…. 4…. 3…… 2…….”

Before waiting for the end of the countdown Emma launched her foot as hard as she could at his balls making sure to get him toe first and slamming her elite shoe into the bone above his balls, even through the shoe she could kinda feel his nuts compress with her toe. Letting her know she made a solid connection.

Kevin as soon as her foot made contact let out the highest squeal any of them had ever heard. He bent over clutching his jewels as if holding them could stop the ache. He fell to his knees and then to the floor laying on his clutching his literally bruised manhood.

Emma felt proud of her work “damnnnn…. That was definitely one of my best kicks ever. That felt sooooo good to get my anger out!” She looked down at her cousin practically choking on his testicles.

Scott meanwhile got a text message from his girlfriend of a nude photo, giving him an erection in front of the girls. Emma was more interested in watching Kevin find his balls but Jenna was amazed at what she was looking at.

“Oh my god Scotty! That thing is fucking huge! It’s like a fucking Arizona can!”

Scott blushed at the compliment “thanks Jenna, it’s about 7 and a half”

She was stunned “Emma did you know this?” She asked in awe.

“Oh yeah in the summer he’s always naked around the house, he gets hard sometimes and it’s quite a show” Emma joked as she watched her cousins nuts turn a nice bruised color.

Jenna went over to her brother, now holding his aching stomach trying not to puke and gave him a hard kick in the nuts herself. Upon impact he puked.

Emma cheered “holy shit, where’d that come from Jenna? That was a nice one!”

“What the fuck….” Kevin gasped “Why….?”

“'Cause Emma gets to see that thing in her house and I don’t” she mocked aggravated.

As she saw Scott about to put his swimsuit on, still hard, she stopped him and asked if he would mind skinny dipping. “I… like looking at thing… it’s amazing” she asked a little embarrassed.

“Sure thing Jenna!” his cock still standing at its full length.

Jenna went in the bathroom to change into her bathing suit and then she pulled Emma away from her “brother” to do the same.

Emma left one last taunt “Okay Kev, whenever your ready to get up. Feel free to join us in the pool. No hard feelings right? It was just a bet”

Jenna laughed “yup, it was just a harmless bet. I’m sure your nuts will be fine”

The girls walked out with Scott. Leaving Kevin naked with bruised balls still unable to get up. He was just happy that at least his manhood survived, at least in theory. He know it’d be probably be another half hour until he could get up.