The Ricky Rabbit Show

The Ricky Rabbit Show

By Caligula

Sam loved the Ricky Rabbit Show. The Ricky Rabbit Show was an adult cartoon focusing on the comedic exploits of the son of Roger Rabbit, Ricky. Ricky Rabbit lived with his mother, Jessica Rabbit, and his two twin sisters, Rita and Ramona. Rita and Ramona looked just like their mother, the hottest cartoon character in existence if you asked Sam. Ricky thought looked just like his father…a white rabbit, and a horny white rabbit at that. Sam guessed he couldn’t help it, given he was a rabbit. Weren’t they known for excessive breeding?

It was Ricky’s horniness that was the focus of the show, and how he constantly perved on his mother and sisters. He was always spying on them, peeking thru keyholes and such as they showered, or dressed, or did yoga. He was always brushing up against them, or offering to help them with their exercises and his big eyes would bug out comically as he stared at their crotches. He’d drool as he stared and his little carrot was constantly erect in his overalls.

Sam loved the show. He’d force his mother, Sasha, and his sister, Becky, to watch it with him. Where Sam loved the show, his mother and sister felt it was disrespectful to women and didn’t like the way it encouraged bad behavior in boys and men. Sam was excited because tonight was the premiere of the new season, and he couldn’t wait to see what Ricky did to get off to his mother and sisters tonight. He had heard that the show had a whole new production crew behind the scenes…all women supposedly. Ugh, he hoped they didn’t ruin the show with all this ‘female empowerment’ that was all the rage in Hollywood right now.

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Ricky sat down in front of the TV as his mother and sister shuffled into the room. They didn’t really want to watch but it was a Sunday night and there wasn’t anything on the television worth their time, so they indulged Sam in his male fantasies. The final commercial ended and the shows intro and theme song started.

“Ugh here we go again,” said his sister Becky while rolling her eyes.

“I know,” replied their mom Sasha. “At least it’s only thirty minutes…less with commercials.”

“SHHHH!!!! No talking!” said Sam in an irritated voice.

Sasha gave her son an exasperated look. “One of these days, young man, you’re going to get what’s coming to you,” said their mother.

The theme ended and the title of the episode flashed on the screen: The Easter Bunny’s Eggs Get Cracked. Sam and his mother and sister all looked quizzically at the screen. That was an odd title, they all thought at the same time. The show started as normal, with Jessica Rabbit toweling herself off after her shower and Ricky on the other side of the door with his eyes pressed to the keyhole. Sam was loving it, and especially loving that his sister and mother hated it. But then something different happened. Ricky’s sisters Rita and Ramona snuck up behind him, and Ramona kicked him right in his balls from behind. Ricky’s big balls flew out of his pants and went right thru the keyhole and became lodged on the other side of the door.

Sam sat up in shock at what had happened to Ricky, whereas Sasha and Becky suddenly became interested in the show for the first time, raising their eyebrows in delighted surprise.

Ricky was squealing in a high pitched tone as his sisters high-fived each other and ran off to somewhere else in the house. On the other side of the bathroom door, Jessica had finished drying off and wrapped the towel around her and reached out for the doorknob. Instead she accidentally wrapped her delicate hand around Ricky’s balls and twisted like you would a doorknob, causing a cartoonish crunching noise to come from the nuts in her hand. As she twisted she pulled, stretching Ricky’s ballbag, but the door wouldn’t open. Then she remembered the door opened the other way and so she pushed, shoving his eggs back through the keyhole and opening the door. Ricky though to make a hasty retreat after having his balls kicked, twisted, pulled, and pushed…but before he could leave the door came flying open and the doorknob nailed him right in the balls with another satisfying crunch, and he watched as his mother sauntered away sexily down the hallway with stars circling around his head.

The scene cut to commercial.

“Wow that was awesome!” shouted his sister.

“So much better than last season,” added their mother.

“It was so great that his sister kicked him in his nuts for spying like that,” said Becky.

“And that his mother twisted his balls thinking it was the doorknob. Hahaha!” laughed Sasha while giving Sam a wicked grin.

“Yeah the crunch noise was hilarious,” replied Becky. “I guess this show isn’t that bad.”

“So far this episode sucks,” said Sam in a surly tone.

“Oh don’t be such a spoiled sport, Sam,” said Sasha. “It’s just his balls.”

“Well they shouldn’t be using his, you know, like a joke in the show. It’s not right,” replied Sam, still sour and scowling.

“Why not?” asked Becky. “It’s totally funny.” Neither his mother or sister seemed to legitamitely understand why it made Sam uncomfortable.

Sam started to respond but the show started again and his mother shushed him. “SHHHH!!! No talking!”

He crossed his arms and frowned as his mother and sister leaned forward, now more interested in the show. Ricky was now in the kitchen as breakfast was being prepared, and was ogling his mother’s ass as it swayed back and forth as she stirred whatever was in the pot over the stove. He immediately got a noticeable boner in his overalls. He stood in front of the cabinetry to get himself a bowl, and this time it was his sister Rita who walked up to him and pulled out one of the drawers directly in front of Ricky. The drawer smashed into his weiner and there was a loud crack as his boner bent in half right in the middle, causing Ricky to shriek.

“Oops! Sorry Ricky! Did I break your carrot? Let’s not forget your eggs!” said Rita.

She flicked her hand up and hit Ricky in his crotch from underneath and his balls flew up out of his overalls and landed in the open drawer. Jessica had finished what she was doing on the stove and walked past her children.

“What have I told you about t leaving drawers open, Rita?” she asked. Then Jessica reached out and slammed the drawer closed, with Ricky’s nuts trapped inside. There was another loud crunch as Ricky squealed some more and fought to free his gonads. It went to commercial again.

“Oh wow his sister broke his dick,” said Becky with a laugh while nudging Sam in the ribs.

“And then his mother crushed his easter eggs in that drawer,” added Sasha while also laughing.

“I don’t see what’s so funny about it,” said Sam quietly. He clearly wasn’t enjoying himself.

The rest of the episode involved more kicks to the balls from his mother and sisters, and ended with Ricky on his back on his mom’s bed. Jessica Rabbit was in a dominatrix-type outfit instead of her usual red sequined dress, sitting on Ricky’s chest with her feet in his mouth and dangling his carrot on a string in front of his face. Rita and Ramona snuck up behind their mother and Rita grabbed Ricky’s balls, stretching them a comical distance from his body while Ramona pulled out a large rat trap that had the word ‘ACME’ written on it. Ramona placed the rat trap under Ricky’s balls and then Rita let go of his sack, causing their brother’s balls to drop onto the trap and the thick wire closed shut on his gonads.

SNAP!!! CRUNCH!!!

Ricky’s eyes bugged out of his head like two old-time car horns as his mother smiled down at him from her position on his chest, and his sisters peeked out from over her shoulders to laugh at him. Then the scene went to black with a big ‘THE END’ and a high-pitched voice that said “Th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!”

Sasha and Becky laughed and clapped.

“I can’t wait for next weeks episode,” said Becky.

“Me too. We’ll all watch together, as usual. It’s so much fun!” said Sasha.

“I won’t be watching anymore,” said Sam as they all stood up. “The stupid women running the show now suck.”

“Oh you’ll be watching it, mister,” said Sasha. “Your sister and I watched this show with you for two whole seasons where Ricky Rabbit did nothing but perv on his mom and sisters, so now that the tables are turned you’re going to watch it with us.”

Ricky felt a sharp pain and looked down and saw his sister’s bare foot creeping out from between his legs. She just kicked me in the balls! He looked up to his mother’s face and she was laughing, and he looked back down and his sister wiggled her toes at him from between his legs as if to say ‘hello balls’. He started squealing in soprano and fell to the floor.

“Hahaha he sounds just like Ricky!” teased his sister.

“I think you broke his Easter Eggs,” laughed his mother.

Bitches, thought Sam. They don’t know how much this hurts. How can they stand there laughing at me? Becky just kicked me in the balls, and my mom is laughing!

Later that day it happened again, and this time it was more similar to the show. Sasha was in the bathroom having just showered and Sam was bent over peeking thru the keyhole. She deserves this, he thought as his member grew. And then he felt that pain again…that nut pain.

Becky saw her brother spying on their mother and suppressed a giggle as she tip-toed up behind him. He was so engrossed in watching this mother towel herself dry that he didn’t realize that dangerous situation he was in.

CRUNCH!

Becky’s kick lifted him onto his toes and she ran off, just as their mother opened the bathroom door. Sasha heard the crunch though the door as she finished wrapping the towel around her and swung the door open. The doorknob hit Sam square in his balls and pinned him to the wall.

CRUNCH!

Sasha thought of herself as Jessica Rabbit in that moment, and decided to ignore her son’s pleas for help and she walked off to her room as she wiggled her hips from side to side as she walked. I hope he gets a good look, she thought with a self-satisfied smile.

I can’t believe they just did that! I’m not a cartoon rabbit and they keep hurting my balls! This time Mom hit them too, and she didn’t even care. She just acted like it didn’t happen and walked off. Her ass did look good swaying back and forth like it did though…

The next morning they were in the kitchen together and Sam was hoping his mother and sister were both over the episode and done attacking his manhood. He sat in his chair at the table when his mother turned around after getting herself a cup of coffee. Her robe was hanging loosely open down to her navel, below which was tied closed. While he couldn’t see nipple, he could clearly see the round globes as they peeked out from behind the red furry robe.

Mom really IS Jessica Rabbit! He got hard in his pajama pants. He didn’t notice his sister snickering as she sat across from him eating her breakfast. Sasha walked up there son seductively and bent over with her cleavage on full view, right in his face. He sat there crosseyed as he tried to bring his eyes into focus enough to appreciate her perky breasts. Then his mother poured her steaming hot coffee very slowly into his lap, cooking both his penis and his balls.

Sam gritted his teeth against the pain as his voice rose several octaves, thinking his mother must have a bottomless cup of coffee because the scalding liquid just kept coming.

“Oops! Did I just spill my coffee into your lap?” Sasha teased. She looked over at her daughter. “I think I just hard-boiled his eggs.”

Becky laughed. “How’s his carrot?”

Sasha did a quick glance between her son’s legs and then looked back at Becky and pouted her lips. “His carrot is wilted, I’m afraid.”

Sam brought his knees together and his hands went to his groin as he tried to get out of the chair and get to the sink to get some cold water. He made it a few steps before his sister got up from her seat.

“I’ll help you, Sam! You need a towel to dry you off!” she claimed. She intercepted him at the counter and swiftly pulled out one of the drawers, smashing it into his balls.

CRUNCH!

She grabbed the towel with a laugh and held it to his balls, squeezing more than dabbing. Sasha brushed her daughter’s hand away and knelt in front of her son, grabbing hold of either side of his pajama pants and boxer shorts.

“Best let me check out the damage, Sam,” she said to him with a smile and a wink. She also made eye contact with her daughter and gave a short nod of the head.

Sasha yanked down Sam’s pants and underwear in one quick swoop. His penis and testicles were red, and his boy berries looked swollen to a ridiculous size. She saw Becky get on her knees behind him and Sasha grabbed her son’s ballsack and lifted it high, tugging his nuggets away from his body and causing him to groan pitifully. Becky then brought he hand up and revealed a rat trap. She had written the word ‘ACME’ on it in marker, and brought it up under his gonads. Sasha then released her son’s balls and watched as they landed on the rat trap, triggering the cold metal wire than came crashing down right in the middle of both of his nuts.

SNAP!!! CRUNCH!!!

Sam’s voice wavered in a soprano vibrato as his eyes crossed once again and he slowly sank to the floor, hands covering his balls, which were still caught in the metal jaws of the rat trap. Sasha and Becky both stood up laughing, as Sam dropped to the floor.

“Wow he REALLY sounds like Ricky Rabbit now,” joked Becky.

“He really does,” laughed his mother.

They both laughed so hard that Becky finally dropped to her knees and then rolled around next to her brother mocking him. “My balls…my balls,” she teased.

Sasha couldn’t stop laughing at the two of them. It was just too funny. She was certain they hadn’t done any permanent damage, so it was all in good fun.

Becky finally got off the floor and as she and her mother walked out the kitchen door, leaving Sam to figure out how to get the rat trap off his balls, they said over their shoulders, “Th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!”