Dog Bite

 "Aww, look at the doggie" Michael said as a woman and her dog walked toward them. 

"Ohh, so cute" Ashley said. "I love pit-bulls." 

"Aww" Emily added. Jessica smiled. 

Michael got up from the picnic table and approached the dog. "Ah, he's not too friendly." The woman warned. Her dog started growling. 

"Oh sorry." Michael started backing away, but the dog charged him. It snapped at his crotch, but Michael jumped away. 

"Oooh, so close" Ashley laughed. The dog snapped again immediately and chomped it's vicious teeth into Michael crotch. 

"No!" Michael screamed. His heart nearly stopped as he felt the teeth puncture his dick and one testicle. He reached for the dog's head, but the dog just growled and bit down harder. The bite was locked. 

"Oh my God!" Jessica exclaimed. 

The dog yanked it's head violently to one side tearing in deeper. The girls all kind of shuddered and laughed at the same time. "Get him off!!" Michael screamed. “No! No!” He cried. The pain was like fire burning him from the inside out. His head swelled with panic. He knew if this dog didn't let up his dick would be torn off. He thought the owner would get her dog under control, but he saw that she was just standing there with her hand over her mouth trying to cover her laughter. The dog yanked it's head to the other side. "Help me! He's tearing my dick off!" Michael screamed. At this point Emily, Jessica and Ashley started cracking up. Michael was beet red and pouring sweat. His heart pounded like a jackhammer in his head. He felt like was gonna have a heart attack. The lady was laughing more openly now that she saw the other girls laughing. She was doing nothing to help. Michael was panicking, he didn't know what to do. 

"Just tell her to stop Michael, you have to be assertive with dogs." Ashley told him, struggling not to laugh the whole time. 

"Stop! Off! Down!" Michael screamed desperately. The dog just yanked back and forth harder. The girls burst back into laughter. Michael tried grabbing her head, but she just bit down harder. He started blacking out and collapsed, at which point, the dog let go, and trotted, tongue out and tail wagging, back to it's owner. Michael was curled up, eyes closed tightly, taking tiny breaths, as even breathing deeply seemed to aggravate the nightmarish pain. He was terrified as he felt the blood collecting in his underwear., he knew he was fucked. The girls' laughter tapered off as the woman approached. 

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, sometimes she gets a little feisty" She told him. "Are you alright?" She couldn't help but laugh a little. Michael didn't even respond. He was disoriented. 

"He'll be fine" Ashley assured her. Emily and Jessica smiled at her. 

"You sure?" The woman asked Ashley, now ignoring Michael. 

"Yeah, don't worry, he's my brother, I'll take care of him." 

"K" The woman snickered. "Thanks" and she strutted away. 

"You ok Michael?" Emily asked. The girls cracked up. Michael was breathing heavily and feeling sick. He didn't respond. 

"Ok, that was hilarious." Ashley said. They laughed in agreement. 

"It looked like that dog did some serious damage." Jessica said. 

"Oh my god he's bleeding." Emily noticed. 

Ashley laughed. "Are you serious?" 

"Oh my god he is!" Jessica said. 

"Do you need to go to the hospital?" Ashley asked. 

"Yes" Michael whimpered. 

The girls laughed. 

"Did the dog actually bite INTO your balls?" Emily asked. 

"Yes" Michael was crying. The girls laughed harder. 

"Oh wow, too funny." Emily said. 

"Ok, let's go." Ashley said with a hint of annoyance. The girls got up. "Are you coming?" Ashley asked Michael. 

"Yeah." He whispered. He struggled to his knees. The pain was sickening, and he felt woozy. 

"Oh god, that's a lot of blood" Ashley laughed, noticing that the crotch of his pants was soaked. "Better hurry." She chimed. 

"Can you help me?" He asked, as he held himself steady on the picnic table. 

"Oh GOD" Ashley sighed. She went over and pulled his arm over her shoulder. "Ready?" 

"Yeah" Ashley helped him out to the car, but seemed annoyed. They got in and started driving toward the hospital. Michael was sitting in the back, resting his head against the window. Emily was driving with Jessica in the passenger seat, and Ashley was in back with Michael. 

"Think they'll be able to fix his balls?" Emily asked Jessica. 

"Probably not" Jessica laughed. Ashley and Emily laughed with her. 

"I don't know they might." Ashley said. "Maybe at least one." she laughed. 

"Yeah maybe if he's lucky." Emily snickered. 

"Are you scared Michael?" Emily asked. Michael didn't respond. 

"I'll take that as a yes." Emily laughed. 

They got to the hospital and helped Michael in. When he got in, they immediately took him back because of all the blood. The girls were left waiting there for an hour and a half and wondering what was going on.

"Jesus, what's taking so long?" Emily asked. 

"Sex change surgery?" Jessica joked. The girls cracked up. 

"Seriously, I can't wait here all day." 

"Maybe we can ask somebody." Ashley suggested. Just then a female doctor came into the waiting room. 

"Are you the family of Michael Jones?" 

"Yes, he's my brother." Ashley said. 

"Your brother had a serious dog bite to his genitals. His penis and one testicle were both damaged to the point where we can't repair them. There is a hospital in Chicago that does have an experienced urilogical team and state of the art technology. If you can find transportation for him, there's a chance they MIGHT be able to save his penis, but at this point we have no way to get him there with his insurance. So can somebody drive him there?" 

The girls looked at Emily. "I can't, I have to pick up Chris." 

"And we don't have cars." Ashley spoke for herself and Jessica. 

"Is there a friend or family member that might be able to drive him? We would ask him, but he's not fully conscious right now." 

"You could ask your mom, Jessica" Ashley suggested. 

"My mom's a bitch Ashley, she won't do it." 

The doctor looked at them, waiting for some other answer. 

"The problem is we're from out of town" Ashley explained. "She's the only one who lives here." She looked at Jessica. 

"You don't know anyone?" The doctor asked Jessica. 

"Nope, sorry." 

"Ok, well, your his sister right?" 

"Yeah" Ashley responded. 

"K, I just need you to sign this, releasing the hospital from liability. Your brother might be a little upset when he wakes up missing his penis." 

“Oh my gosh” Ashley laughed. She signed the document without giving it a second thought. 

"And you girls can go home, he'll be here overnight, if not longer." 

The doctor left and the girls started cracking up. 

"I can't believe he's losing it." Ashley laughed. 

"Yeah, he's gonna be so pissed at me for not giving him a ride…hopefully the doctor doesn't even tell him about the hospital in Chicago." Emily said. 

"She probably won't, I mean, what good is it gonna do?" Jessica asked. "It'll just piss him off." 

Emily turned to Ashley. "So how do you feel knowing your brother is losing his dick?" 

"I think it's hilarious." Ashley laughed. Emily and Jessica cracked up. 

As they were walking out to the car Jessica chimed. "Your brother's gonna be dickless." Ashley chuckled. 

Michael woke up after the surgery. It took him a while to get his bearings. He reached down to feel his dick, but felt nothing. He rooted around for a second to see if it was tucked away somehow, but there was nothing. 

"WHat the FUCK!?" He yelled. A nurse came in with a bit of a grin. 

"You're awake…." 

"What happened to my penis?!?" He demanded. 

“You were bitten by a dog, remember?” She had a condescending tone. 

“It was still attached when I came in here.” 

“Well, it's not anymore.” She laughed. 

“What?” He yelled. “What the fuck? You cut my dick off!” 

“It was ruined.” 

“I can't believe this.”

“You guys should have done something. My dick, god.” He cried. 

“There was nothing we could do here, and your sisters didn't want to drive you to Chicago.” 

“What do you mean?” 

“Well, they have state of the art technology, but really, it probably wouldn't have done any good.” 

“Oh god, I can't believe this.”

“Well, get used to it.” She smiled. “I'll go get the doctor.” 

The doctor came in later and explained that he would need to use a catheter and a bag strapped to his leg to pee for a few weeks. Later that evening they let him go. Michael called Ashley from the lobby.

"Hello" Ashley answered. 

"Hey, I'm ready to go now." 

"Oh hey, you're at the hospital?" 

"Yeah." 

Ashley laughed a little. "K, we'll be there soon." Michael was filled with bitterness and grief for his lost penis as he waited for the girls to pick him up. He couldn't stop thinking that his life was over. The girls finally arrived after an hour or so. Michael saw the car and went out to them. He got in the back seat without saying a word. He just stared out the window as they drove off. 

The car was filled with an awkward silence until Emily broke it. "I'm sorry but I gotta ask, did you lose your peepee?" 

Jessica cracked up. 

Michael just sighed, but didn't respond. "Well did you?" Ashley asked. 

"Yes, yes Ashley, I did. I don't know why you couldn't drive me up to Chicago Emily" 

"It's 90 miles!" Emily laughed. 

"What's so funny?" 

"Nothing" Emily responded. The girls all tried to stifle their laughter. 

"And Ashley, what the hell was that, telling that woman I would be fine. You should have gotten her name and phone number." 

"Whatever, why didn't you get it?" Ashley said. 

"I couldn't, I couldn't even talk, I was in shock!" 

"Oh well, it wouldn't make a difference anyway." Ashley said. 

"Yes! It would have…I could've sued her, she's responsible for her dog and her dog seriously hurt me…fucking dog needs to be put down." 

"What?!?" Jessica interjected. "Don't blame the dog, it was just confused." 

"Well the woman should have had it on a leash." 

"How did she know it would bite you?" Emily asked. 

"You know what? Nevermind, can we just drive by that park one more time, maybe she'll be out there again." 

"Fine, if it'll make you feel better." Emily laughed. She drove by the park. 

"There she is!" Michael shouted. He was shocked to see her walking her dog again. They were driving right up to her. Michael rolled down his window. "Hey!" He yelled out the window to get her attention. The woman noticed, but Emily didn't seem to be slowing down. "Hey stop the car!" Michael ordered. Emily just drove past the woman and started speeding up. 

"Nope" Emily said. 

"Hey turn around! That was the woman! Turn around!" Emily just kept driving. "Just stop the car and let me out then!" Emily kept up her speed. "What the fuck! Turn around!" At this point the girls were all laughing. 

"I didn't think she'd actually be there" Emily laughed. 

"Fuck you" Michael muttered. 

"Oh god, don't be such a baby…you weren't gonna sue her anyway" Emily laughed. 

Michael didn't respond. He just sat staring out the window, stewing in rage and despair. They pulled up to Jessica's house where they were staying and got out of the car. The girls were all smiling at Michael. He was just looking at the ground. "Come on, don't be mad at me just because I didn't stop." 

"That was my only chance, you fucking bitch." He muttered. 

Emily's eyes opened wide. She stepped up to Michael. She smacked him hard in the face. Michael moved his hands up to protect himself from being slapped again, and she gave him a swift kick to the crotch. Michael collapsed to the ground in nauseating agony. It felt like she kicked open his stitches a little, along with bashing his last nut. She laughed and smiled condescendingly down at him. Ashley and Jessica noticed and were shocked. "Sorry, it's probably too soon for that huh?" Emily asked. 

"I just had fucking surgery." 

"Oops, I totally forgot, you just pissed me off so much when you called me a fucking bitch that I completely forgot about your surgery. Sorry." She smiled. Ashley broke from her forced concern and cracked up. Followed shortly by Jessica. 

"Do you need to go back to the hospital?" Emily mockingly asked. Ashley and Jessica were giggling. 

"I don't know." Michael muttered. 

"Well if you need to go back that's fine. We were having more fun without you anyway." Emily laughed. 

"Yeah we were." Ashley reluctantly agreed. 

"Fuck you." Michael muttered. 

"Actually I don't think you'll be fucking anyone ever again." Emily smiled smugly. Ashley and Jessica laughed. Michael started crying. “Aww” Emily smirked. “Are you sad about your peepee?” Ashley cracked up. “Well, look on the bright side, I'm sure you'll have much much more free time now…one less distraction right?” 

The girls laughed at him laying there until they got bored, and then left him laying outside in the driveway.