The Batting Cage

**mean, castration** **You have been warned!**

The Batting Cage, by Flashfemdom-AlexH

“You’ve seriously never tried a batting cage?” Jessica asked.

“No” Michael self consciously replied.

“You gotta try it then.”

“Ok, I’ll try…but make it a low speed for me, I never play baseball.”

“Sure.” Jessica assured him. Michael fumbled with the helmet to get it on, grabbed the bat and stepped into the cage. He felt self conscious as he lifted the bat over his shoulder getting ready to swing. He didn’t know if he was holding it right. 

“Did you start it yet?” 

“Yeah” Jessica replied. She and Emily smiled deviously as she set the speed to 90 mph. During the time it took Jessica to get the speed changed, Michael wondered what was wrong. He dropped the bat to his side, and thoughtlessly walked onto the plate, trying to get a better view to see if something was wrong with the pitching machine. “Michael, get off the plate!” Jessica yelled. Her warning came as the first ball shot out of the machine. At ninety miles an hour, there was no way to dodge it. The ball was a car driving 90 on the freeway, and Michael was standing right in front of it, luckily or unluckily for him, the entire impact of the crash was absorbed by his genitals.

Michael fell abruptly to the ground, rolling off to the side. His penis and testicles had just suffered the trauma of a car accident, there was so much pain emanating from his manhood, that he knew he was in real trouble. He vomited. Emily, Jessica and Ashley’s eyes were opened wide with shock, but they were all smiling. Michael’s eyes were closed. He was laying there in the fetal position rocking back and forth slightly. His breaths were shallow as even breathing seemed to make the mind blasting pain worse. “Are you ok?” Emily asked, holding herself back from laughter. 

“It hurts so bad.” He muttered. The girls started laughing, but tried to stifle it. 

“You shouldn’t have walked in front of it.” Jessica scolded. “It was set to ninety miles an hour.” Michael’s mind reeled with this new information. He felt certain that he would lose his testicles. He started to have a panic attack. The pain was quickly worsening. 

“Oh my gosh Michael, I hope you weren’t too attached to your nuts.” Ashley laughed. The girls gave in and started cracking up with her.

“Hope you and julia weren’t planning on having kids.” Emily added. The laughter became more boisterous. 

“Oh my god, poor Michael.” Jessica said.

As the pain continued to increase, Michael couldn't hide his fear. "This is really bad, this is really bad, really really bad." He cried through labored breath as he rocked back and forth trying to find some form of relief. The girls were just laughing.

"Is it really bad?" Jessica asked. Ashley and Emily chuckled. Michael was moaning. Tears were forming in his eyes.

"Did you break your balls?" Emily asked. Ashley and Jessica burst into laughter. Michael didn't respond.

"Oh my gosh" Ashley laughed. “Can they really break?”

"Nah, I don't think so." Emily said. "I'm sure he'll be fine."

“Yeah, I'm sure.” Ashley laughed.

“Let’s help him out of here.” Emily said. She went into the the cage. “Can you walk over to a bench with us?” She asked condescendingly, a huge grin on her face.

Michael looked at her. “I don’t know, I feel horrible.” 

“Come on, you’re fine, you got hit pretty hard, but at least it's just your balls, right?.” She giggled. Emily helped him to his feet. “Ok, we just need to walk over to that bench, then you can sit down.” Michael’s legs trembled as he walked. Each step felt like fire in his abdomen. The girls snickered to themselves. “Ok, I’m gonna go get you some water…do you want anything else?” Michael took a moment to respond. “Like maybe a band-aid or an ice pack.” Jessica and especially Ashley burst into laughter. Michael didn’t think it was funny.

“Just the water.” 

“Ok” Emily laughed, Michael watched her curvy ass walking away, feeling bitter about her jokes.

“Have you ever been hit that hard in the nuts?” Jessica asked.

“No.” Michael replied. Jessica and Ashley laughed.

“The ball was going pretty fast Michael, I seriously don’t think you’re gonna be having kids…but you didn’t want to anyway right?” Ashley laughed.

“I don’t know.”

“Well it’s a little late to change your mind.” Ashley chuckled. Michael just lay there curled up on the bench. He was angry about the way the girls thought it was so funny, and he was seriously concerned about his testicles. 

“Poor Michael.” Jessica lamented. Giggling with Ashley. Emily came back with a cup of water. 

“Here ya go, feeling any better?” Emily asked.

“Not really.” 

“Come on, it’s been like ten minutes, you’ve gotta feel better than ten minutes ago.” Emily retorted.

“It’s just burns so bad, I can’t take it…I need to go to the hospital.”

“The hospital?” Emily questioned.

“Yes, I have to go.” Michael insisted. Jessica rolled her eyes, Ashley was quietly laughing to herself.

“Come on Michael, we just got here, and this is the last day of the fair.” Emily whined.

“Well, you guys don’t have to come with me.”

“Yeah, but how are we gonna get home?” Emily asked.

“I can come get you when I’m done.”

“No, I don’t wanna be stuck here, what if we wanna leave? Who knows how long you’ll be gone if you go to the hospital.” Ashley whined. “Just stay here with us, you’ll be fine.”

“Yeah, of course it hurts right now, you just got hit with a ninety mile per hour baseball. You’re just lucky it didn’t hit bone, that would’ve really hurt.” Emily reasoned.

“This REALLY hurts.”

“We get it Michael, it hurts, so get over it. You don’t have to do anything, just walk around with us.” Ashley said. Michael was fuming with anger, he was really worried, but they were making it difficult for him to just leave. 

“Fine, we can stay here a little longer, but not til ten at night like we planned.”

“Not til ten, but we just got here, we’ve gotta stay here at least til 8.” Ashley demanded.

“That’s like nine hours from now!” Michael exclaimed.

“Better than 11, right?” Emily pointed out.

“Yeah, we’re compromising for you, because you’re being a baby about your nuts.” Ashley explained.

“What the fuck Ashley? You saw what happened!” 

“Yes, it was hilarious.” Ashley replied, the girls all laughed.

“Jesus, you have no idea how much it hurts, but whatever, I’ll bear it so you can have fun at the fair.”

“K whatever” Ashley rolled her eyes.

They walked around the fair a bit checking out the lay of the land. 

They all got in line to buy tickets and Emily started going through her purse. “Crap! I left my wallet at home”

“I have like five bucks.” Ashley announced.

“I have ten.” Jessica added. The three girls all gave a puppy dog eye smile to Michael.

“What? I only have like 20 bucks.”

“Shit, well we need much more than 35 bucks to spend the day here. Do you have a debit card?” Emily asked.

“Yeah, but I wasn’t planning on spending much money here.”

“Well, how about this? You take out 200 dollars, and I’ll pay you 100 dollars back when we get home?” Emily suggested.

“200? We don’t need that much do we?…this is frustrating, I don’t even wanna be here really.”

“Oh gosh, come on! Stop whining.” Ashley scolded. “Fine, I’ll pay you the other hundred when I get back to New York and get my check.” Michael was stressed. He felt sick from the pain that was still agonizing and burning. He felt weakened and tired from it. He could feel that his testicles were swelling up.

“Ok, whatever, but you guys HAVE to pay me back.”

“We promise” Ashley spoke for both of them. Michael reluctantly withdrew the 200 dollars from the atm. His main concern was getting to the hospital to make sure his testicles were ok. The pain was sickening, but he was hoping the girls were right, and that he would be ok. Either way, he really wanted to leave the fair. Ashley and Emily stood there waiting for him to give them the money. Michael just gave them the one hundred dollars each.

“There ya go.”

“Thank you” Emily replied.

After about an hour of going on rides and playing games, they decided to get something to eat. They were all walking towards the food court area. Each step added to the intense burning sensation in Michael's nether regions. It was hard to bear, but he didn't want to ruin the girls fun by leaving.

“You wanna share an elephant ear?” Emily asked Jessica.

“Nah”

“How about you Michael?” Emily asked.

“Ok, sure. That sounds good.” Michael was looking at Emily as he replied. Ashley was on the other side of him. Ashley deftly flicked Michael in the nuts with her hand.

“SACK TAP!” She announced, laughing. Michael immediately collapsed. The pain felt the same as when he got hit with the baseball. The girls immediately cracked up, laughing at him.

“That's SO mean.” Emily laughed.

“Nice one Ashley.” Jessica complimented. Michael was lying on the ground in the fetal position, breathing shallowly and rocking back and forth.

“Why'd you do that to me?” He muttered.

“Sorry, I couldn't help it.” Ashley explained. Michael was pissed off. The girls kept snickering. Laughing with an attitude like he should have been more careful.

“You don't understand how much this hurts Ashley.”

“And you don't understand how funny it is.” Jessica retorted. The girls burst into more laughter. Michael just lay there for a moment. He was angry but didn't want to yell over the laughter.

After the laughter died down, Emily started prodding him. “Come on, get up…I'm hungry.” The pain was unbearably intense.

“I can't get up yet, it hurts too bad.”

“Well the longer you lay there the later we're staying tonight.” Ashley reasoned.

“Well if you hit me in the nuts again, I'm leaving and not coming back.”

“Oh my gosh, drama queen.” Ashley mocked. Michael was shocked out how uncompassionate his sister was being about it. He wasn't ready to get up. “So…with how long you've been laying there so far, we're staying til at least 8:15.” Michael didn't even have the heart to argue. He got up but his legs trembled. The girls noticed and laughed.

“Let's go” Emily suggested.

Michael struggled to keep up with them as they walked to the food court area. Each step hurt. The girls were walking in front and they didn't bother slowing their pace for him. They waited in line for a food stand.

“How ya doin' there?” Jessica asked.

“Not too good.”

Ashley scoffed.

“What?” Michael confronted her.

“Nothing.”

“Why'd you hit me? That was really mean. You don't understand, I feel sick from the pain…it's really bad.”

Ashley laughed. Emily and Jessica were smiling. Michael didn't know what to say. They all ordered and sat down at a picnic table to eat.

“Really Michael, you're gonna be ok.” Jessica assured him.

“How do you know?”

“Because, you're walking around, if it was really serious, you wouldn't even be able to walk.”

“I can barely walk.”

Jessica laughed. “Ok.”

Ashley and Emily joined the laughter.

“Seriously Michael, I've seen guys get hit in the nuts worse than that, and they're always alright. You'll just have some swelling for a few days at the most.” Ashley giggled after saying it with the girls.

“Worse than that?”

“Yeah, like skating and stuff. I've seen guys land on rails pretty hard.”

“How do you know they were ok, did you ask them later?”

“No.” Ashley laughed. “Good point.” The girls all laughed. Michael finished his lunch in silence while the girls talked and joked about this and that.

After lunch, Michael went to the bathroom. He went into a stall to look at the damage. He unzipped his pants. He knew his testicles were swollen, but he had been procrastinating looking out of fear. He was shocked to see his balls swollen to twice their size. They were sick dark greyish purple. His penis was just as bad, it was swollen and misshaped, all black and blue too. Fuck, I gotta go to the hospital…I'm so fucked. He thought to himself. He touched his dick, it was tender to the touch. His balls may as well have been on fire. Even the air seemed to hurt them. Michael closed his eyes. Anxious thoughts went through his head of being nullified. His heart raced. Ok, calm down Michael. Ashley's right. She's being a bitch but she's right. Everything's gonna be ok. Better to just go stick to the plan here, stay at the fair til 8, then go straight to the emergency room. He felt nauseous and a little dizzy. The underwear felt like sandpaper as he very gently pulled it back up. It was agonizing as he slowly zipped up his zipper. Michael hoped he would be ok and ventured out of the stall.

Outside the girls were getting bored. “God, what's taking him so long.” Ashley asked.

“I don't know, maybe I should sack tap him when he comes out.” Jessica said.

“Do IT.” Emily laughed.

Ashley laughed, “He's gonna be so pissed.”

Michael washed his hands, gathered his strength and headed out of the bathroom. When he left, he saw Emily and Ashley, but didn't notice Jessica who was waiting on the side of the door. Jessica zipped in and back handed Michael pretty quick and hard, right in the balls. For Michael, it was like getting struck by lightning. He collapsed to the ground again. His mind in a state of shock. All three girls burst into boisterous laughter yet again.

“That was awesome!” Ashley exclaimed. “Nice shot.” Michael was too embarrassed to express his anger to Jessica since he didn't know her as well, but he thought she was a fucking cunt for doing it.

“It's not funny.” Michael muttered.

“Yes…it definitely IS funny.” Ashley argued.

The burning felt worse than before this time. He wondered if there was some serious problem going on that was just getting worse over time. His testicles hurt as if they had been mutilated or something. Michael vomited.

“Ewwwwww” The girls exclaimed, still laughing.

“Come on Michael, let's go, I wanna see the hog race.” Ashley prodded.

“Just go without me, please, I'll just wait here.”

“Fine, whatever” Ashley ceded.

Emily laughed. “Ok, we'll be back in an hour or so, you just wait for us here and cry about your nuts. That'll be enough time right?”

“I guess.”

The girls laughed. “K, have fun.” Emily said.

Michael waited there, just laying on a bench. He occasionally got up and waddled to get some water from a drinking fountain, but he mostly just lay there, trying to meditate the pain away. It was intense. The pain came in waves, but the waves varied from unbearable, to so bad that he started blacking out.

The girls enjoyed the race, and didn't really even talk about Michael until they were on their way back.

“I can't believe what a baby your brother is being about his balls.” Jessica told Ashley.

“Haha, I know, he's really trying to guilt trip us.” Ashley replied.

“Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it hurts, but seriously guys have no idea what pain is….I bet it doesn't even compare to bad period cramps.” Jessica reasoned.

“Yeah, seriously.”

“Yeah, not to mention giving birth.” Emily chimed in.

“Yeah” Jessica agreed.

“He seriously has no idea. I think I have to get him once too….in honor of mothers everywhere…I mean, it's never gonna be funnier than today, right?” Emily asked. Ashley cracked up.

“Nope.” Jessica laughed.

The girls walked up to Michael, who was still lying on the bench.

“Oh GOD…come on, when're you gonna stop feeling sorry for yourself?” Emily asked.

“Seriously, it can't hurt THAT bad.” Ashley said.

“I need to go now, this hurts too much, I am really worried. I gotta go to the emergency room.”

The girls laughed. “This is NOT an emergency Michael.” Ashley explained. “If you go to the emergency room they'll just laugh.”

“That's not true.”

“Yes, she's right” Emily agreed. “When did you get so sensitive about your nuts anyway? Me and Sarah used to kick you all the time when we were kids, you would be down for maybe five minutes at the most, but then you would be up and running around like normal.”

“I got so sensitive after getting hit with that baseball at ninety miles an hour, whaddaya think?”

“Yeah, but that was like three hours ago.” Emily retorted.

“Well, it still hurts.”

“Well maybe you shouldn't be such a baby about it.” Emily said.

“Yeah really” Ashley agreed. Michael was seething, but holding himself back from saying something he might regret.

“Are you coming with us or what?” Emily asked.

“Yeah' Michael gritted his teeth and forced himself to his feet. His nuts were nearly as bad as an hour prior, but they felt ever so slightly better to the point where he could walk again.

“Let's go.” Emily said. Michael struggled to keep up with the girls as they went around looking at the various displays and stuff for sale.

They were hanging around a little stand where hammocks were sold when Jessica approached Michael. “Want me to read your palm?”

“Sure.”

Jessica took both hands and started looking at his palms. “Ok, this line means you're gonna live a long life, oh and this one, this line tells how many kids you're gonna have…” With his hands held out of the way, Emily kicked him hard right in his swollen balls. "…none." Jessica laughed. Michael immediately collapsed yet again. This time he felt worse than ever before. He felt feverish and sick with the pain. The girls cracked up laughing.

"That was awesome." Ashley said. Michael was in too much pain to think straight. His eyes were closed, and he was rocking back and forth like in the cage, but somehow this felt worse. He felt delusional, like he was losing his grip on reality or losing consciousness.

“Oh my god, that felt so GOOD!” Emily exclaimed. Ashley cracked up. “Guess I had a lot of pent up anger towards men…sorry Michael.” She laughed. “You ok?” It was clear that he wasn't ok, but the girls had decided that the pain could not be as bad as period cramps, so they gave themselves permission to laugh about it. Michael didn't respond to the question. The girls just gave him time to recover and basically ignored him after some laughter. They chatted about what they wanted to do next and other things. Michael just lay there trying not to black out and crying. He was certain he lost his manhood. After a while Emily noticed the tears. “Oh my god, are you CRYING?!?!?” She asked. “Oh my god, he IS…wow…there's no way it hurts that bad.” Michael ignored her. “Seriously…try giving birth.”

Ashley laughed.

“Come on Michael, time to get up now.” Emily said.

“I can't.”

“Sure ya can, just take a deep breath, and do it….you just need to cope with the pain. Try thinking of something else.”

“I can't think of anything else.”

“Well just get up and stop being a pussy then.” Emily bluntly ordered. Michael's heart welled with new found rage for his cousin. He bitterly brought himself to his knees. He felt like he would black out.

“Give me a few minutes.” He angrily mumbled.

“Fine, but we're staying til 8:30 now.” Ashley told him. After a few minutes Michael successfully brought himself to his feet. The girls smiled at him, it was clearly difficult for him to stand.

“Ready?” Jessica asked with a giant grin.

“Yeah” Michael quietly replied. The struggle to keep up with the girls as they walked around the fair was even greater now. Each step tore at his testicles that he was certain were seriously damaged. He just kept telling himself that it would be over soon and that he would never spend time with any of these three girls again after this. Although he knew that was an angry lie he was telling himself. These girls were his family and he wouldn't spend his life avoiding them.

Michael had always liked the fair, and despite the unbearable pain, there was a part of him that wanted to enjoy it. They were walking through a constructed garden area with beautiful flowers hanging from a long archway. Michael was admiring some of the flowers hanging from the archway trying to ignore the almost unbearable pain when Ashley knew it was her opportunity. She stretched her right hand across her chest over her left shoulder and held her fingers out flat. She then proceeded to very rapidly swing her hand down in an arch backhanding Michael as hard as she could right in the nuts. He fell to the ground again, sputtering and gasping for breath. He was falling in and out of consciousness for several minutes, but the girls couldn't tell. They just cracked up laughing at the awesome sack tap.

Ashley laughed “Oh my gosh, that was the LAST time, I swear.”

“That was a good one.” Emily complimented. They all laughed as Michael lay there. This time he knew he was fucked. He could barely think to decide what to do next.

“I can't believe you would do that to me Ashley.”

“Oh come on, it's just a joke.”

“It's not funny, I have a serious injury from the baseball. I need to go to the hospital.”

Ashley leaned forward exposing her cleavage. “You have a serious injury?!?!? Why do you say that?”

“Because I know.”

“And how do you know that? Because it hurts?” She argued, still leaning over him.

“Just trust me, this is serious.”

Ashley laughed. “Whatever Michael, it's normal for it to hurt if you get hit in the nuts, it doesn't mean you're injured….you'll be fine tomorrow morning.”

“I'm done for the day, I'll wait for you guys in the car, but you better be there by 8.”

“8:30” Ashley corrected him.

“Fine 8:30 on the dot.”

"Ok" Ashley ceded. "Have fun in the car." Michael watched their butts as they strutted away laughing and joking with each other.

It was around 7 when they left him. The pain was so bad that he didn't make it to the car til 745 even though it was a short walk. Michael sat there in the car, feeling sick from the unbearable pain and feeling kind of dizzy and weird. He felt irritated when they didn't show up at 8:30, and pissed off when they finally showed up at 10.

They got in the car. Ashley sat in the passenger seat. Jessica and Emily sat in the back. “What took so long, I thought you were coming back at 8:30?”

“What time is it?” Ashley asked.

“It's 10” Michael told her.

Ashley burst into laughter, “Wow, sorry about that…I guess we just lost track of time.”

“Well ya know, it's kind of insensitive of you to leave me hear waiting that long. I mean, you know I wanna get to the hospital…”

“Still?” Ashley asked, laughing with the other girls.

“Yes, they still hurt…really bad.”

The girls all laughed. “Just take us home, then you can do whatever you want.” Ashley stated.

“No, I'm taking them home, then I'm going to the nearest emergency room. I'm not driving ALL the way out to Pasadena, and then to the emergency room. You'll have to just wait.”

“No WAY, that's not fair…you have to take me home first.”

“No…I've spent all day waiting for you, dealing with your nut-taps.”

“They're called sack taps.” Ashley corrected, laughing with Jessica.

“Whatever! You're just gonna have to wait for me.”

Ashley took the opportunity to reach out and snap grab at Michael's crotch. She got a hold of his sack that was swollen to the size of a small grapefruit.

“What are you doing!?!?” Michael's voice quivered as the pain was so intense he could barely talk.

Ashley laughed.

“I got his nuts!” She announced. The girls chuckled. Michael was making funny noises. His head flashed with bolts of pain. “It's gonna get worse” She chimed. She used both hands and got a really good grip on the sac, then started tightening. "They're sooo swollen." She laughed.

Emily was cracking up. “Squeeze 'em really hard Ashley, squeeze 'em really hard!”

Ashley squeezed harder. She squeezed so the pressure focused more on the base of his scrotum moving upward. This helped her keep her grip. She started twisting a little, wringing them out. Michael felt like he would have a heart attack. He started almost screaming “Stohahohaoooop!” STOOOPPPP!” He begged.

“Did you here that?” She laughed.

"Yes! What was that Michael?" Emily asked. "Are you in pain or something?"

“He's crying again!” Ashley laughed. "So are you gonna take me home first?" She smiled deviously.

“Ok, YES! Just please let go!” The girls laughing themselves silly.

“Don't do it!!!” Emily yelled.

“What's a matter Michael, does that hurt?” She jabbed her sharp manicured thumb nails into his nuts repeatedly. “Does that hurt? Does that hurt?” She mocked. Michael was making all kinds of ridiculous sounds as his mind raced trying to think of a way out. Ashley finally let go. Michael opened the car door and tumbled out onto his hands and knees, dry heaving.

“Oh God” Emily complained. The girls quietly smiled to themselves.

After Michael was done dry heaving he just lay in the gravel whimpering and trying to cope with the pain somehow. “LET'S GO!!!!” Ashley demanded. Emily laughed a bit at how cruel it was. Michael just lay there. “Come on Michael, you'll be sorry if I have to come out there.” Emily and Cathy laughed. Michael slowly brought himself upright. He felt worse than ever now. His right testicle was painful like nothing he could have ever imagined.

“Yeah Michael, I DO have to get home to take care of Chris. So let's go.” Emily suggested.

“Ok, we're going.” The ride home was quiet. There was obvious tension in the air. Michael was angry, the girls thought it was funny, but they didn't feel like pissing him off more by laughing.

Emily finally said something as she and Jessica were leaving the car at her place. “Good luck with your nuts Michael.” Everyone but Michael laughed. Emily shut the car door and they left.

“Oh gosh.” Ashley laughed to herself.

“It's really not funny Ashley, I can't believe you pinched me like that.”

“That WAS funny, just not to you because you're in a bad mood.”

“I'm not just in a bad mood Ashley, there's something wrong, I need to see a doctor.”

“Just so you stick to your word and take me home first.”

“What are you threatening to pinch my nut again!?!?”

“Not necessarily, but I'll be mad if you break your promise.”

“Bitch.” Michael muttered under his breath.

“WHAT!?!? What did you say!?!?”

“Nothing.”

“Ooh hoho, I'm gonna get you for that later.” Ashley laughed.

The car ride was quiet for almost the whole forty five minutes it took to get back to Pasadena. Aside from the radio.

“Oh man, look what time it is…11:30…You have to work tomorrow morning right?” Ashley asked.

“Yeah, at 7.”

“You should probably just hold off on going to the emergency room then. You could be there all night, and what you really need is sleep. Besides,I'm sure you're fine.”

“It doesn't matter, I need to go.”

“You realize it's a waste of time though.”

“No, it's not a waste of time Ashley.”

“They're just gonna get mad at you for wasting their time.”

“I'm going.”

“K have fun” She laughed.

Michael walked down the stairs to his car. He turned it on, but kept thinking about what Ashley said. He really didn't want to waste his time at the emergency room, and he didn't want to have a night of no sleep. He reluctantly decided not to go.

When he walked in the door Ashley started laughing. “Did you change your mind?”

“Yes, I just need to sleep now.”

“Good idea” She laughed. Michael went to bed angry and in agony. He barely slept. When he woke up the next morning he felt worn out from the pain. He felt stiff, swollen and hot around his groin and found it hard to even get up at all. When he looked down he was disturbed to see that the bruising was darker than before. His balls were still pretty swollen, but the swelling in his dick had decreased noticeably.

Getting through the day at work was incredibly challenging. He was in constant pain, felt a little feverish and had to pee constantly. When he finally got off he was ready to go to the hospital and find out what the hell was wrong. As he walked out to his car, he got a call from Ashley.

“Hello?”

“Hey, how are you doing?”

“Not great. I'm heading to the hospital now.”

“NO! You were supposed to take me down to the rodeo in Houston tonight remember? We have to leave in half an hour or we won't make it.”

“Ah, I forgot about that, but we have to cancel that Ashley, I HAVE to go to the hospital tonight.”

“No you don't. You're fine, you got hit hard with a baseball, so yeah, it's gonna hurt…you're gonna be swollen for a few days, but that's it, you aren't gonna lose your manhood and you don't need to go to the hospital.”

“You don't know Ashley. I need to see a doctor to be sure.”

“So go tomorrow” She whined.

“Ashley, work was really hard today, I barely made it through the day. I can't do that again tomorrow.”

“Come on! Please?”

Michael didn't want to give in, but he was a pushover, and part of him hoped she was right about everything being ok.

“Fine.”

“Yes! Thank you! It will be fun, I promise!”

“K, see ya soon.” Michael was frustrated but also holding onto hope that he was being a hypochondriac.

Ashley made a point not to bring up Michael's nuts during the rodeo. She didn't want him to make her leave and nobody was there to be entertained by hitting him in the nuts. It would just piss him off. She did however find it funny that he was walking around in small steps, obviously trying not to irritate his testicles. Michael felt sick and horrible the whole time at the rodeo. He was regretting not going to the hospital and realized he wouldn't get another chance until the next day after work. He also ended up spending more money than he would have liked at the rodeo.

On the way back Ashley asked. “Soooo, are they feeling better?”

Michael sighed dejectedly. “Not really. I really need to get to the hospital, they’re still really swollen and they are constantly inflamed with pain.”

Ashley laughed a little. “Well, it’s too late tonight, you should probably go tomorrow if they don’t start feeling better…..maybe put some ice on ‘em?”

Michael was frustrated. “I’m worried I might have permanent damage, what if they have to be removed?” The fear was apparent in his voice.

Ashley cracked up laughing a bit. “That would suck for you…the rodeo wasn’t even that great…definitely not worth losing your nuts over.”

“I should just go to the emergency room tonight.”

“No, let’s just go home and wait til tomorrow. You could call in sick to work and go to the doctor.”

“Fine.” Michael dejectedly agreed because he was tired.

When they got home Ashley started chatting with Jessica on facebook at around midnight. Michael was trying to get some sleep.

“Oh my gosh, you won’t believe it but Michael says his balls are still hurting, he says they are still swollen and stuff.” Ashley typed.

“Are you serious? Lmao” Jessica responded.

“Yeah, lol, he’s gonna go to the doctor tomorrow…he’s worried he might have permanent damage.”

“Eh, he’ll be fine.”

“I know right?”

“OMG I just told Emily and she looked it up on the internet, check this out.”

Jessica sent Ashley a link. The page talked about testicular ruptures and how, left untreated for more than 24 hours, they become an incredibly high risk for testicular loss.

“OMG, lol, I have to wake Michael up to show him this….he’s gonna freak out.”

“lol yeah, what’s it been like 36 hours since the baseball?”

Ashley woke Michael up.

“What? I’m trying to sleep.” Michael was irritable.

“Sorry.” Ashley laughed. “I just thought you might want to look at this article that Jessica sent me on facebook?” She had a certain glee to her voice.

“What is it?” He replied, exhausted.

“Well, it just says that if you have something called…a testicular rupture, that you need to go to the emergency room right away…because if you wait more than 24 hours the odds of losing the testicle just get really high” Ashley smiled in a matter of fact way.

“FUCK. I knew it!” Michael mumbled as he pulled himself out of bed. “I gotta go now!” He had a sense of dread welling inside. Ashley turned away as he emerged from the covers. Ashley chuckled quietly to herself as she walked into the other bedroom.

Michael felt sick as he looked at the discolored mess that was his scrotum. He knew he had been in denial. He started to feel faint, but he managed to hold himself together and get dressed.

Ashley got back on facebook.

“I just told him.”

“What’d he say?”

“Well, he was in bed trying to go to sleep, but when he I told him, he was like Fuck! I gotta go! And he looked all worried.”

“Well it’s understandable I guess…I mean, he’s basically going to the doctor in the middle of the night to get neutered, right?”

“LMAOOOOO”

“j/k he’ll probably get to keep at least one nut.”

“Yeah, and that’s all a guy needs right?”

“Right…just means he’ll have to keep an eye out for stray baseballs.”

Michael was utterly sick with anxiety as he drove to the hospital. His heart was racing as the check in nurse talked to him.

“So you got hit with a baseball in a batting cage at 90 miles per hour….and you’ve waited more than 36 hours to see us despite the swelling and pain?” The nurse raised her big irresistible eyes.

“Yeah, my sister is visiting and I’ve had these obligations to keep with her…plus I just thought it would start getting better.” The nurse raised her eyebrows and grimaced as she looked down. She shook her head smiling as she filled out the form. She looked up at him with an almost smug grin.

“The doctor will be with you soon.” Michael couldn’t get a moment of relaxation as the worries filled him as he waited in the eighties décor waiting room.

After almost an hour of waiting a beautiful black female doctor came out. “Michael Jones”

Michael followed the doctor in. She left him alone to strip down. He put on a gown, the front of which protruded forward over his swollen sack. “Ready?” The doctor asked.

“Yes.” She came in smiling peacefully.

“K let’s see the damage.” She lifted up the gown. “Oh god, I can tell you right now they’re both gonna be removed.” She had a look of dismay.

“Oh God! Isn’t there any chance?”

“Well, we’ll do a cat scan…it’s standard procedure, but don’t get your hopes up.” She smiled ironically at him with her eyebrows raised. “The good news is you’ll be ok…you won’t function sexually, but you’ll live…I guess the moral is if you have a medical emergency go to the emergency room instead of waiting 36 hours.” She smiled. “A lesson you’ll never forget I’m sure.”

Michael spent 12 hours in the emergency room. The doctor seemed to just blame him and didn’t show any sympathy that he was losing his manhood. Michael was depressed about the future.

When Michael got home he was surprised to see Ashley, Emily and Jessica all sitting in his living room chatting. The all looked at him with wide questioning eyes and mischievous grins.

“So what’s the news?” Emily asked. Michael didn’t respond, he just went to the kitchen.

“Oh my gosh I think that means he lost ‘em.” Ashley snickered.

“Poor Michael, did you just get neutered?” Jessica asked. “I think you have a new sister Ashley.” The girls laughed. Michael didn’t respond. He was pissed. He barged into the living room.

“Yes, they had to be removed, my sex life is over, do you understand that!? OVER! And all because you fucking bitches had to spend the day at the fair going on your stupid rides and playing the rip off games. And it wasn’t enough that I got hit with a baseball, you all had to keep hitting me and kicking me! It’s your fault this happened, all of you!”

“Whoa hold on.” Emily stepped in as the voice of reason to defend the girls. “It's not our fault you walked in front of the pitching machine. It's not our fault you waited a whole other day to go to the hospital. It’s not our fault you’re…nutless.” Emily and the girls snickered. “It’s not our fault you’ll never have kids.” Michael just glared.

“This is a perfect example of evolution at work…survival of the fittest…if you are enough of a moron to walk in front of a batting cage, you don’t get to have kids. Your moron genes are dropped from the species.” The girls all cracked up. Michael kept glaring.

“Calm down Michael it’s not that bad. From what I overheard you weren’t getting much use out of it anyway. What was it Julia was saying? You can't fuck a limp dick or something like that?” Ashley said. All the girls cracked up and Michael walked to his room in shame.

Facebook posts from the girls within the hour.

Ashley

“OMG just found out my brother lost his nuts” Jen, Jessica and Emily liked it.

Jessica

“My cousin just lost his balls lol” Ashley, Emily and several other friends liked it.

Comments:

Hannah: What happened?

Jessica: He got hit with a baseball in the batting cage at 90 mph

Hannah: wow, lol, did you see this?

Jessica: Yes :) It was priceless

Emily: I wish we had it on tape

Jessica: Seriously, that would get some serious view on youtube! ;)

THE END