Jake from State Farm

Jake from State Farm

Bdanman

David walked outside from his girlfriend's sorority house, plenty drunk from having just played several games of beer pong in a row. It was their annual costume party for Halloween and it was always the best party of the year, as it gave the girls a reason to all dress slutty.

Not wanting to put any effort in, David had dressed up in tight khaki pants, a red polo, and a name tag that read "Jake". It got plenty of laughs but really it gave him a reason to show off his large bulge to all the girls.

Stumbling to the side of the house, David began to unbuckle his pants, and quickly unleashed his package before relieving himself on the house. As he shook his cock dry, he was startled by a flashlight to his left. He looked over and was a deer in the headlights as he couldn't quite make out the figure behind the light. He quickly tried to get his junk back in his pants before the voice behind the flashlight made themselves heard.

"Freeze, kid. Don't make another move." a stern female voice called out.

"Ummm I'm sorry..just let me.." he said scrambling with his pants before he was cut off again.

"I told you to freeze. Stop what you are doing." she demanded still flashing the light in his eyes.

"Can I, uh, just put my dick away?" he said looking down at his cock and balls which were just hanging out in the open.

The flashlight soon grew brighter as the woman approached him. As she neared, he could finally make out the black uniform and he knew he was fucked. It was a campus cop. She had short spikey hair and was a bit heavy set, very butch looking.

"Playing with your dick outside of a sorority house?" she asked finally dropping the light from his eyes and down towards his crotch.

"I just had to pee. The line to the bathroom was long. That was all! I'm sorry!" he pleaded.

"What's your name, son?" the officer asked.

"David, ma'am."

"Are you lying to me, son?" she asked.

"No, ma'am."

"Why does your name tag say Jake on it?"

"Oh, uh... well it's a costume party and I'm here as...uh...Jake from State Farm...you know the insurance commercial?” he replied in a frenzy.

The police officer took a step forward and looked down at his crotch.

"And how much do you have those insured for, Jake from State Farm?" she asked looking down at the hefty nuts dangling between his legs.

"Uh, ma'am?" he replied not knowing what to say.

The officer quickly reached out and expertly scooped up his balls in her hand and clamped down on them, causing David to freeze up. He'd never been held hostage by the balls before and found himself barely able to function as she crushed them in her strong hand.

"I asked you how much you have these insured for?" she asked again yanking them out from his body.

"Please..." he managed to softly utter through the pain.

"I would think a young man like yourself would put quite a hefty price tag on a set like this." she said further toying with him.

Tears began to form in David's eyes as she squeezed down even harder. He rested his head on her shoulder as his legs began to weaken.

"See, for a female cop, like myself, these balls of yours are quite priceless. I've never encountered a man that I wasn't able to control at the drop of a hat."

"Do you think you'd be able to fight back right now if you tried, Jake from State Farm?" she asked knowing all too well the answer.

He quickly shook his head no.

"No. That's right. I have complete control over you right now, don't I?" she asked as she roughly shook his balls, as if she was playing dice with them.

He shook his head yes as he held on by what felt like only a few threads

"Now about this public urination situation...We can't just have the respectable young men of this college whipping their dicks out whenever they please. I will not stand for it. Do you understand?

He nodded softly as his legs began to sank further. The officer yanked him back up by the nuts, causing him to let out a scream, but she weakened her grip on his balls, allowing him the ability to breathe again.

"I just love catching punks like you in the act, so I can show you how the world works. How weak you really are...." she declared proudly.

As she spoke, David oddly began to feel his cock swell and he looked down in embarrassment, hoping that wasn't actually the case in this awkward moment.

The officer's eyes followed and she was soon met with a large cock, at full mast, pointing up towards her. David looked back up at her in fear and was met with a menacing glare.

The officer had never encountered this before and the sight of his hard cock instantly enraged her. She reached out and squeezed David's cock with all her might, trying to crush it in her hands. While not nearly as effective as the grip on his balls, David screamed out and danced around begging for her to let go. Though his erection persisted on...

The officer, sensing this was not going to do the job, momentarily released her grip on David's cock only to in turn plant both hands firmly on his shoulders, before forcefully driving her knee up into his already damaged testicles. As his balls crashed up into his pelvic bone with damaging force, David let out a blood-curdling scream and fell down into the fetal position, hoping to avoid the further onslaught.

"How's your hard-on doing now you little freak?" she asked as she spits down at him in disgust.

Hearing some of the commotion from inside, a few of the sorority girls came out onto the porch to see what was going on. They all saw David on the ground, crying and holding his balls with the officer standing over him.

"What's going on out here?" one of the girls asked.

"Nothing to see here, ladies. I have the situation under control. You're all safe under my watch." she stated motioning them back into their house.

"What exactly is the situation?" another girl asked skeptically.

"This young man had the nerve to flash me, so he's in the process of learning an important life lesson regarding his treatment of women."

"Ewww, David! That's disgusting!" one of the girls exclaimed.

"No surprise. He's always flaunting those big balls of his in his tight pants. Glad to see they've finally been put in their place." another girl laughed.

"Alright, ladies. If you could just go back inside and let me finish up with him, I would appreciate it."

"Sure thing, officer. And thank you for your service!" one of the girls saluted.

As the girls headed back inside, David had managed to get up onto all fours, cradling his package that was dangling down between his open legs. The girls encouragement further empowered the officer, as she reached into her belt and pulled out her nightstick.

"Oh, come here little Jakey....It's time for your final lesson." the officer said in a sweet tone as she began slowly walking towards him.

David knew he couldn't muster up enough energy to get to his feet and instead began to attempt to hurriedly crawl away from her. The officer picked up her pace and as she walked up behind the young man, she eyed her ample targets, which were swollen and swinging wildly as he crawled.

Winding up like a softball pitcher, she unfurled her unforgiving nightstick around in the air and drove it up between David's legs catching both of his testicles and penis with devastating force, causing him to flip completely over and instantly pass out from the pain. As she stood over him, she could tell just by looking at his testicles that they were going to require some medical attention as they were now the size of softballs and incredibly purple. His cock equally battered.

"Hope you have some good medical coverage on those puppies too, Jake." she chuckled as she nonchalantly turned around to continue on with her patrol of sorority row.

She noticed as she walked away that the girls were cheering her on through the window. She waved back to the girls, as if she was a super hero to all, off to put to rest her next villain.