Loud House

Chapter 1: Nutshot Day

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12394966/1/Weird-Days

Lincoln's alarm clock went off and he groaned and shut it down. It was going to be another FANTISCAL day in this house. At lease, that's what we readers think. To him, it was going to be another nightmare and tiring day. He just wanted to relax and just read his comics in peace, but then his stomach growled telling him to go eat breakfast. He sat up on the edge of his bed and looked to the fourth wall,

"Man, it's not even 10 yet and I can already hear my sisters going crazy outside my door…" Then he stood up and went to his drawer and pulled out his pants,

"And here I was, thinking today will be quiet. But, there's the main reason why you guys call it the Loud House. And not because it's our last name, it's because it's a literal Loud house." Then he pulled down one of his orange shirts from a hanger and put it on.

"I am a idiot for thinking that. Maybe breakfast will clear my mind for bit…" He sighed and opened his door to find Lori standing there with her eyes on her phone and texting,

"Um…can I hel-"

BAM

He felt a sharp pain in his private parts and collapsed while holding them. He looked up at her while shaking,

"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Then she turned around and started walking away,

"Sorry twerp, rules are rules." Then she was out of his sight. After a few minutes of deep pain, he got up and had a confused look. He decided to not blow a fuse in this time so he went downstairs and saw everyone in the kitchen preparing their breakfast. He went and put cereal and sat at the grown-ups table. While everyone was busy talking, he was still thinking about what Lori said. He felt a finger poked his shoulder,

"Hey Linky, you look down. Somebody make you sad?" Leni being as her caring and cheerful self said.

"Uh yeah, just thinking about something but it's nothing important…"

"Oh okay, so hey, I have this new dress I want to wear but I need someone to wear it to see if it looks good. Do you think you can wear it for me?"

Then he looked confused again and looked at her, "Why me? Why not the others?" Then she looked at him like her face was saying '…really?' Giving up, he sighed,

"Fine, but just for the day."

"Yay! Thanks Linky." Then they went back to their rather peaceful morning. The whole time, he was feeling bad because his balls were still hurting a bit.

"Wow Linc! You look good in that!" Leni was starting to stare at him with sparkles in her eyes while he was wearing a dress that was supposed to make his legs exposed, but due to his short stature, the dress was touching the ground. He blushed before shaking his head,

"Just hurry up and take a look. I don't want to the others to see me like this…"

"Okay. Just strike a few poses for me and that's it." Sighing, he did what he was asked and did a few embarrassing poses that only a model would do. Leni on the other hand was giggling and admiring her brother's will to do this, but she was getting ready to do something else.

"Hey Linc, why don't you come over here and stand still for a bit? I want to see if I can adjust it."

"Sure, but do it fast okay?"

"Yeah yeah, now come here now." He walked over to her and while she pretended to fix the dress, she had a face that a evil person would make. Noticing it, he looked up at her,

"Is…there something wron-"

BAM

He collapsed once again holding his privates.

"Yes! Now that's a score!" He looked up at her again with a angry face,

"W-what was that for Leni?!" Then she sat on her bed and took up a magazine,

"I'm just following tradition Linky, don't get mad at me." A few minutes had passed and he finally got up and took off the dress quickly and put on his own clothes. He stomped out of their room and was met with Luna leaning on her and Luan's door frame with her guitar.

"Hey bro, glad you're here, I needed someone to help me with my equipment for me and crew's next gig. Think you can spare the time and help your favorite sister out?" He shook his head,

"Listen Luna, I'm already having a painful morning as it is and I REALLY want to go to my room."

"Oh come on bro, this will only take a few minutes and I promise, I'll be out of your white hair before you even know it?" He saw that she had a 'please' look and he quickly bought it,

"You know what? Fine, I needed someone as calm as you to try and relax." Then they both went inside and went to a set of band stuff. Luna then had an idea,

"Hey Linc, I think the mic is broken. Can you see if you can find the problem?" She pointed to a microphone stand that was on a mini stage. Why was that there? Nobody knows.

"Sure." He jumped on and hold the microphone and inspected it closer.

"I…don't see anything wrong…"

"Here, let me see." Then he walked to the edge of the stage and gave it to her. He was standing more taller while on the stage giving someone the perfect opportunity.

"…so…is it fi-"

BAM

He fell off the stage and hold his precious jewels.

Luna then went up and put the mic back in the stand, "Got you bro, didn't see that coming huh?" At this point, he was already too much in pain so he just laid there. As he got up, he saw her on her bed,

"You…mind telling…WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" She looked at him casually,

"Really sorry about that bro, I am, but I'm just following the rules."

"Rules…for what?"

She looked back down at her guitar, "Can't say. Sorry."

Then he sighed and walked out of their room. As he walked through the hallway, Luan appeared out of nowhere and stopped him,

"Hey Lincoln, I'm in the mood for some jokes right now, and I need someone to be my audience. You mind filling in the spot?"

"Yes, I mind, can I just go to my room now and not be bothered?"

"Come on, just one joke and that's it, no more for the rest of the day." He mentally boiled in anger but dropped it,

"Alright fine, go ahead."

She chuckled, "Okay, so what is the name of the capital city of Thailand?"

"…Luan, that's not a joke."

"Just give me an answer!"

Sighing, he thought hard for a name, but didn't have anything. He looked at her,

"I give up. What is it?"

BAM

Down he goes again while holding his treasures and shaking uncontrollably.

"Bangkok! HAHAHAHAHA!" She slapped her knee and walked away from him. He got up after another few minutes,

"HEADS UP!" He turned around,

BAM

He was met with the floor again and saw a football in front of him. Then Lynn stood in front of her younger brother,

"Now that is definitely a strike out!" As she kept staring down at him groaning in pain, she called out,

"Alright guys! Enough is enough! Good work!" As she said that, all of the older sisters came out of their respected rooms and stood next to her while sating down at him. He looked up and saw them altogether and once again pulled a confused face,

"W-what? What the hell is this?"

Lori stepped forward, "I'll just give you the short version twerp, we have a holiday once a year where boys, such as yourself, get hit in the balls once by their relatives or friends." He looked even more confused as he slowly got up,

"What kind…of holiday? That kind of day doesn't exist…" Then Luna did the same,

"We made it up last year bro, we call it, "National Nutshot Day"."

"…but…why would you make up such a thing?" Then Luan,

"It was just for the laughs Linc, and we did have a good laugh." Then she chuckled and they all did the same while Lincoln had a blank expression. Lynn put a hand on his shoulder,

"Don't let it get to your head bro, we won't do it for the rest of the year, but be ready for next year." Then she chuckled and they all walked to their own rooms. Lincoln walked back into his room and shut the door,

'Next year huh?' Then he searched under the bed,

'Where's Lynn hand-me-down when you need it?'

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13239024

Lincoln Loud glanced both ways to make sure no one was around. He could not believe what he was about to do. It was something he had orgasms thinking about many times but that was always in his head. Now he was really going to do it. He carefully opened the door to the girl's locker room prepared to tell the angry girls inside that oh no! he had made a mistake and thought it was the boy's room but to his delight there was no one inside when he walked in. He did hear a shower running but it didn't matter. It wouldn't take him long.

The girl's locker room smelled delicious, like flowers and sweet perfume. He smelled this before in girls' hair but at this moment it was not what had his interest. He knew the lockers would not be locked because that is how it was in the boy's room so he tried the first one he came to. "That was too easy!" he thought as the door slid open. Inside were girly things like notebooks with stickers, a pink cell phone, high heels, and then... there they were. Soft cotton full backed pink panties. Just like he dreamed. He reached in and pulled them out. They felt just as they did in his fantasies when he would lie on his bed and stroke his cock until he came with sweet wet panties on his face.

He put the pair of pink panties to his nose and sniffed. They felt so soft against his face but this particular pair did not smell fragrant enough. "She must not have been very wet," he thought with disappointment and so he moved on to the next locker. He found inside a satin white thong and this girl was definitely wet! He put the dirty thong up to his nose and smelled the sweet pussy juices. His cock got instantly hard from smelling her scent.

"Oh! My! God!" Lincoln spun around with the thong still on his face. One of the cheerleaders named Betty had come back from practice and he feared she wasn't alone. "What are you doing!?" she screamed. "Ew! Are you sniffing those panties?" Lincoln dropped the thong and shoved the first pink pair into his back pocket.

"No no no... I was just... looking for something!"

"Yea right!" Betty shouted as other girls came into the locker room. "Gross! Ronnie! Ronnie! Look at what this nasty boy is doing!" Lincoln's face immediately turned red. Ronnie Anne was the captain of the cheerleading team who he had a crush on for years. She walked in with her brunette silky hair bouncing.

"What is it? Oh! What the hell?" Ronnie seemed confused. " Lincoln! What are you doing?"

"I caught him sniffing our panties!"

"Oh no... I was..." but he couldn't think of another excuse in front of Lincoln.

Ronnie stormed over to him and suddenly he felt a crippling pain in his balls as Ronnie's sneaker hammered up in between his legs. He clutched his balls and dropped to the ground with a pain he felt in his stomach. "You fucking asshole!" Ronnie was shouting over him and the rest of the cheerleading team now crowded around. Lincoln still held his balls tight.

"What is that sticking out of his back pocket?" nosy Betty asked. She reached in and pulled out the pink panties he had tried to hide. "Sarah aren't these yours?"

"Like yea! What a disgusting pig!" Sarah said snatching back her panties. She walked over to where Lincoln lay on the floor, wound up, and gave him another swinging kick to the nuts from behind. His body rocked and he let out an embarrassing high pitched moan when her sneaker made contact. "Take that you fucker!" All the girls laughed. "I can't believe I partied with this loser last weekend!"

"Ew gross! Me too!" added Betty.

"Let's make sure he never steals our panties again girls!" Ronnie Anne bellowed as if she were doing a cheer and the rest of the team would follow. "Sarah, give those panties to me."

"Huh?"

"Just do it." Sarah handed over her pink panties to Ronnie and Ronnie knelt over Lincoln who was still on the floor moaning with pain. Lincoln felt her sit on his upper body taking his breath away. "Now pull of his pants!" The girls were shocked but laughed and did it anyways because Ronnie told them to. Lincoln tried to fight but couldn't move Ronnie off his body because of the pain in his balls. All of a sudden he felt something soft around his cock as Ronnie slid the pink panties onto him. He couldn't control his cock from getting hard when he felt their softness.

"Get up!" Ronnie shouted. Lincoln was so embarrassed and now he couldn't dash out because he had on panties and a t shirt! He stood up slowly but then Ronnie Anne smashed him hard against the locker. "Ok girls! Everyone take a shot!" Then she turned to Lincoln. "Now spread your legs you sick perverted freak!"

"No!" he moaned only to get Ronnie's hard knee in between his legs causing them to spread apart. He let out a high pitched squeal from the pain that caused all of the girls to laugh heartily, including Ronnie who did so right in his ear.

"Me first!" shouted Betty, who then wound up and kicked him hard in the balls. Then Lincoln felt blow after blow reign down upon his balls and when he fell to the ground the cheerleaders didn't stop. They pounded him one after another until he thought he'd throw up from the intense pain. He could barely beg them to stop.

When the entire cheerleading squad had taken a shot at his balls Ronnie Anne leaned over him one more time. He was in tears now and didn't know if his balls were still there because they hurt so badly. "That'll teach you! Nasty pervert!" Then she spit in his face so he couldn't tell whether it was her saliva or his own tears that ran down his cheeks. "Keep those dirty pink panties as a reminder you fucking slut! We don't ever want to see you again."

After that Lincoln Loud went into to bathroom, he cried because his balls still hurt and that Ronnie Anne will never love him ever again.