Unwanted Christmas Present

by u/BadiolaBB

Unwanted Christmas Present (Parts 1 and 2)

Family ballbusting (sister, cousin, auntie and mum) as prank revenge.

Part 1

“Pleeeeeaaaase mum, imagine how funny it would be!!!”

Abbie was spending Christmas Eve with her mum, aunt and cousins. Her cousins, Katie and Jess, had come over the day before with Auntie Sarah. Katie was the eldest cousin, always mischievous and fun to be around. Jess was the youngest in the family, and had taken lead from Katie in causing trouble at every turn. Abbie loved having them around, since she always seemed to get away with more herself, and her mum would always relax and have fun too in the company of her sister. There was another member of the household though, who Abbie wasn’t so keen to have around. Her little brother, Bobby, was up in his bedroom playing video games. Thank god.

It wasn’t just Abbie that didn’t want Bobby around at the moment. He was a typical boy. Clumsy, selfish and irritating. He ran around the house like he was in charge, guilting his mum and constantly winding up his sister. Things had been even worse in the last few months, as he’d started watching prank and fail channels on YouTube, and taken to pranking his sister at every opportunity. It began with fairly innocent pranks, like a whoopie cushion, but had escalated to nipple cripples, pantsing and tit punches. A few days before he’d had a friend round, and pantsed Abbie right in front of him. He’d meant only to pull her shorts down, but had caught his fingers on her underwear and yanked them down with it. Him and his friend both curled up embarrassed and laughing, and he hadn’t even apologised for it. He’d reminded her every day since, through laughter, that he’d seen her bum, and that Ryan saw her fanny.

Abbie’s mum, too, was getting fed up. She couldn’t keep up with him to punish him, and nothing seemed to work. She had told Abbie recently that she needs to take things into her own hands and get him back, but she could never seem to do anything that he didn’t escape and laugh at her about. Something had to be done.

So on this Christmas Eve, Abbie and her mum, together, told Sarah, Katie and Jess all about what had been happening. Abbie’s mum and Auntie Sarah had been drinking wine for some hours by this stage, and so spoke very freely.

“You’ve got to prank him back!” Katie said. They all chuckled at the idea, and thought about what she could do.

“Why don’t you wrap up a really crappy present for him tomorrow, and we’ll build it up as if it’s going to be amazing?” Auntie Sarah suggested

“And we can hide all his actual presents!” Abbie added

“And only give them to him if he’s not a brat tomorrow!” exclaimed Abbie’s mum

“And then kick him in his willy!” Jess shouted, standing and kicking her foot out

The room erupted with laughter. Abbie’s mum and Auntie Sarah both blushed, but laughed harder than anyone else through their embarrassment.

“Oh, mum, can I actually do that?” Abbie asked

“That would get him back really good!” said Sarah

“Pleeeeeaaaase mum, imagine how funny it would be!!!”

Everyone in the room looked at Abbie’s mum. Abbie and her cousins started pleading. Auntie Sarah was laughing hard still, nodding away and saying “do it” when she could gather her breath.

Abbie’s mum, many drinks in and wrapped up in the laughter, was convinced.

“One kick! And softly. No shoes. You can give him a bit of a shock but I don’t want him crying all day!”

The girls couldn’t believe it. Abbie had permission to kick him in the balls, and they would all be there to see it.

“Can we do it tonight? I can’t wait now, it will be soooo funny!”

It was tradition in their family to exchange one gift on Christmas Eve. It was usually the best gift of all, so Bobby would be pretty excited to open it, and they were all ready to see him squirm.

“Fine, let’s get it over with. You best go wrap your present!”

Part 2

The girls ran off giggling together, trying to get a rubbish gift to wrap while planning how they’d get him in position. Auntie Sarah couldn’t help herself, and went off to give them a hand. Abbie’s mum felt quite worried that she was doing the wrong thing, but her son had been increasingly out of control. He’d been hitting Abbie, and violating her privacy in a way she couldn’t even imagine. He deserved this, at very least. Maybe it would give him something to think about.

They got ready, and Katie went upstairs to get Bobby down for gifts. He bounded down the stairs excitedly, sprinting into the living room.

“Me first! Me first!”

His mum wasn’t impressed “Bobby, you have to wait while Jess opens hers first, she’s the youngest”

“No fair! I want to open mine first!”

Their mum looked over at Abbie. She smiled back, shaking a bit with anticipation.

“Ok, just this once, you can go first Bobby!”

“Oh boy!”

Auntie Sarah set up her camera and said she wanted to put them opening their presents on Facebook live.

“We’re live!”

Bobby pulled the hastily wrapped box from under the tree that had his name on it. He read the tag.

“From Abbie?! Why is it from her?”

He turned to face Abbie, who was stood behind him, and made a face.

“Just open it, Bobby. And be nice to your sister for once!”

Auntie Sarah beckoned Bobby forward a little to ensure they could all see his face clearly.

He ripped at the paper, and opened the box.

Inside were 2 smashed Christmas Tree Baubles. He looked up to his mum

“What is this ----”

As he spoke, Abbie stepped forward and kicked him in the balls. As she was doing it, she thought about her mum’s words and got a bit worried about kicking him too hard.

Her swing was still pretty good, and her foot connected with his balls. She quickly retracted it and looked nervously towards her family.

The girls, and camera, saw as Bobby’s face turned through shock and panic. He grabbed down at his balls, and sunk to his knees.

“Right in Bobby’s Baubles! Shouted Jess

Everyone, except Bobby, started laughing hard. They had been holding it in during the build up, and seeing him down like that set them off.

“Ohhhh, I thought you’d go harder!” Katie said, a little disappointed

“No boy wants to be kicked there, but that wasn’t too bad!” said Auntie Sarah

“Again! Again!” Jess shouted

Abbie’s mum had to admit that it had been very funny, and it didn’t look like Bobby was too badly hurt.

“Mum, can I kick him again?”

“Pleasseeeeeee let her!”

“Well, he’s still only on his knees. And he has been a brat!”

Bobby wasn’t paying attention. The pain in his balls was pretty bad, and he couldn’t believe no one was doing anything to help. He held himself there and made funny noises.

“Right girls, we’re holding him this time!” Auntie Sarah put down her wine glass, set the camera on the table and stood up. She was much bigger than Bobby, and would’ve lifted him with some ease even without the injury. She pulled his hands away from his balls, holding his arms back behind him.

Katie whispered to Abbie, who ran out the room laughing. Bobby thrashed around trying to escape his auntie’s clutch.

“Be glad it’s not me or your mum kicking you!”

Abbie came back into the room, wearing her tough leather shoes.

“No no no, that’s too far!” their mum said, stopping her laughter for a second

Auntie Sarah pleaded with her sister

“Come on, it won’t be that bad. He’ll get worse in life if he messes with people the way he does his sister!”

“I’d have done worse to him already if he was my sister!” said Katie

“He needs his willy kicked bad!” Jess said, again standing and miming a kick

“I guess so. Be careful!”

Mum had conceded, and she looked at Bobby squirming around in her sister’s arms. Abbie needed this, Bobby needed this, and she thought she might need this.

“Right girls, take a leg!” said Sarah

Jess and Katie each grabbed one of his legs and pulled them apart. Bobby still wasn’t sure what was happening, but it seemed bad.

Abbie stepped up, this time in front of him. She went to swing her foot back, and Bobby panicked. She stopped in her tracks, leaned forward and kissed him on the cheek.

“Merry Christmas Bobby”

She swung her foot back again, and this time booted his balls with all of her might.

The previous shot, Bobby realised, had been nothing. His whole world crumbled as his auntie released his arms and he sunk to the ground. The intense pain in his balls spread quickly up through his stomach. His entire body was shaking with agony and nausea. He had cried before to get his way, but this was uncontrollable. He wailed, rolling around on the floor crying his eyes out.

The shock and celebrations from the room were incredible. Abbie had finally defeated him in a devastating way. Auntie Sarah was pretending to hold her balls and rolling around on the floor next to him. The image of her sister doing this next to her son really set Abbie’s mum off, and she laughed harder than she had in years. Katie raised Abbie’s hand and paraded her around like she’d won the Olympics.

“Ha ha! Now you can’t have kids anymore! Ha ha!” Jess chanted at him

The Facebook live, now watched by 125 people, was flooded with cry laughing emojis from family and friends.

“😂😂😂Bobby’s Little Baubles!!!”

“Ooooofffff, what a shot! 😂”

“Best present ever!! 😂”

“😂 Hahaha, I used to do that to my brother all the time!”

“😂 The best way to celebrate Christmas!”

“My partner is getting this on Christmas morning! 😂”

“😂😂😂 Jess’ chant!!! Ha ha, now you can’t have kids anymore! Ha ha! I’ll be using that 😂😂😂”

“Mum’s turn, get him again! 😂”